The 4 most important,non-academic things I’ve learned in college.

1. Never lend a book out to anyone, because they will never return it. Whether it be a friend, a Continue reading →

The New Environmental Ethic

Welcome to today, welcome to reality. This is the new ethic. The next environmental movement should seek to do two Continue reading →

How writing a resume helped me reflect on my life.

I have a job. A job I get paid a lot to do. But I’ve had many fantasies lately about Continue reading →

Sorry, Australia.

I’m a predator, a monster. I exist solely to prey on the weak members of the herd. I only seek Continue reading →

My failure as a newspaper editor.

Spoiler alert: I haven’t succeeded at everything that I’ve tried. Point and case; my sophomore year of college I was Continue reading →

She nearly slapped me.

I would of been happier if she had. It would of validated my me v. them attitude. I was chasing Continue reading →

I’ve been a cruel man.

  This is my apology. I’m sure you’ll never read it. You never deserved getting involved with a cruel man Continue reading →

I do not/cannot hook up.

I’ll own up to it. I just cannot hook up with other people. I have of course had hook ups, Continue reading →